In a bizarre incident, the newly built Indian parliament was flooded with rainwater, prompting a Modi supporter to claim that it's all part of the PM's visionary plan.
"Modiji can see into the future and knows water problems are going to happen, so he's building indoor rainwater harvesting systems," said the supporter in an interview with Phony Times. "Anti-nationals won't get it, but we know our leader is a genius."
When asked to clarify how a flooded parliament constitutes a successful rainwater harvesting system, the supporter smiled knowingly and said, "You just have to trust Modiji's vision. He's turning our parliament into a self-sustaining ecosystem. Who needs functional drainage systems when you can have indoor rainwater harvesting?"
The incident has left many scratching their heads, but the Modi supporter remains convinced that it's all part of the Viksit Bharat plan. "It's a bold move, but someone's gotta do it. And who better to lead us into a water-secure future than Modiji himself?"