Trump Said, "Deporting Indians So That They Can Attend Maha Kumbh 2025"

Washington D.C.: In a shocking turn of events that has left both Indians and Americans scratching their heads, former U.S. President Donald Trump has reportedly deported thousands of Indians, including a significant number of Gujaratis, citing an unexpected reason: “They need to attend the Maha Kumbh 2025.”

The move has left Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi in an awkward position, as he has long been a vocal supporter of Trump. Despite their bromance, which included everything from Howdy Modi rallies to Namaste Trump events, Trump’s latest decision has left many wondering if the friendship is truly mutual.

Trump’s Explanation: “It’s a Favor, Believe Me!”

In a press conference held at Washington D.C., Trump defended his deportation policy, saying, “Look, I love India. I love Modi. Tremendous guy, tremendous leader. But let’s face it, these folks need to go back. Why? Because the Maha Kumbh is happening, and it’s going to be huge. The biggest, the best, the most spiritual event in history. I’m just helping them get a head start. You’re welcome, Modi!”



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